Two of them kissed last night D A There was a girl we'll call her Betty D A And a guy let's call him Neil E Now I can't stress this point too strongly A This story isn't real.... E ....Now our Neil must decide E Who will be the girl that he casts aside? A Will Betty be the one who he loves truly A Or will it be the one that we'll call Lulie? E E He must decide he must decide E A Even though I made him up he must decide!