Joey: Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Joey: Oh, it’s great! It’s a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. (He says that as he sits, hangs around, drinks a beer, and eats a chip.)
Chandler: Well, it’s good that you finally have a place to do that.
Chandler: We can’t accept this. (Phoebe's old cookie/engagement present)
Phoebe: Why not?
Chandler: ‘Cause it’s gross.
Chandler: (About Joey's new TV show) That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV.
Monica: (Talking about her and Chandler's engagement pictures) They can’t all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night! (to Ross and Rachel)
Chandler: Well, somebody should.
Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came in forth and cried!
Chandler: Hey, Phoebs, if you want to get Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball or a vile of small-pox to release in the hallway?
Joey: You're not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!
Everyone: Oh!
Chandler: That's great!
Joey: And... and not only that, I'm gettin' a new brain!
Chandler: So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!
Ross: Okay, you're right. It is huge. So why don't we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Forget getting married for a sec. Just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Well, yeah, but then...
Ross: Yeah, no but-but-but! We're just gonna go home and take a shower. Now that's not scary, right?
Chandler: It depends on what you mean by, "we."
